18.12.2008 | Currency Generator 419

Hey, ég er með geðveika hugmynd hvernig Íslendingar geta orðið sér úti um gjaldeyristekjur, núna fyrst við erum orðin þriðja heims ríki.

Hvernig væri að færa sér í nyt gamalgróna og vel þekkta aðferð bræðra okkar í Nígeríu og plata grunlausa Vesturlandabúa til þess að millifæra peninga á okkur með tölvupósts-fjöldasendingum og hirða svo allt af þeim?

Við gætum jafnvel ábyggilega orðið betri í þessu ef eitthvað er, miðað við tölvueign- og kunnáttu landsmanna. Ekkert fax vesen hjá Íslendingunum og svo kunnum við miklu betur ensku og eigum jakkaföt.

Hér er lítið dæmi sem ég setti saman til gamans.


REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE GOVERNMENT ASSET REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN ICELAND. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE FINANCE MELTDOWN HERE IN ICELAND, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP RETURN COMMITTEES AND FROZE ASSETS WHICH WERE GROSSLY UNDER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS BANKING INSTITUTIONS. THE PRESENT TOTALITARIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP AN ASSET REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED ASSET FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF ICELAND READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 354-5554454, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR ARNMUNDUR GUDBRANDSSON

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/2008) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.

Æi, já nei. Alveg rétt. Gaurarnir í Landsbankanum og Kaupþing voru víst búnir að bösta þetta múv í Bretland og Hollandi.


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Aðalsteinn at 18.12.2008

Aðalsteinn

Þá eru bara sjóránin eftir.

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Eiki at 18.12.2008

Eiki

Sjór án sjóráns er eins og Djúr án Djúrans.

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Doddi at 18.12.2008

Doddi

Komment Eika er snilld.

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Sveinbjörn at 19.12.2008

Sveinbjörn

Ég held að Íslendingar myndu sökka í nígeríuspammi. Þeir hafa ekki nógu mikinn húmor fyrir sjálfum sér...


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